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Amazon Recommends Some Books Based on Your Failures
“A Tale of Two Art-History Degrees” “Les Really Miserable” “A Farewell to Coding Boot Camps” “The Strange Case of Dr.…
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Everything Is Horrible
Everything is horrible, so here’s an eighteen-second video of a baby elephant taking a bath and sloshing around in the…
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Barbie Sex Diaries: Never a Bridesmaid, Always a Bride
This year marks Barbie’s sixtieth anniversary. To celebrate this milestone, we present a New York magazine–style sex diary, as written…
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Introducing the Brand-New Historic District
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The Blankfield Development Co. today announced the groundbreaking on its latest mega-project, the New Historic District. In…
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A Brief Survey of the Photographer’s Life and Work
The Photographer obtained his first camera, the one built into his iPhone 4, through an exclusive contractual arrangement with Verizon.…
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Elizabeth Holmes’s Wedding Vows
Photograph by Andrew Harrer / Bloomberg / Getty Elizabeth Holmes, the indicted founder of the bogus blood-testing company Theranos,…
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You’ve Been Signed Up for My Newsletter!
Hello! Welcome to my weekly newsletter. Sorry this one’s arriving in your in-box at a strange hour of the night,…
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The Real Florida Man
Florida Man puts on his pants one leg at a time, just like everybody else. Florida Man thinks about going…
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April Fools’ Day Pranks to Please Not Suggest to Trump
Replacing everybody’s health care with shaving cream. Fake ice cubes that melt immediately, except that they’re not ice cubes, they’re…
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The Job Creator Rises at Dawn
The Job Creator rises at dawn. He wears pajamas—expensive silken ones. Graying at the temples, he beholds the view from…
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